My Pocket Got Caught on a Doorknob So Now I Hate My Body.

Because how else am I going to cite injustice?

This morning I woke up and everything was wrong.

I preemptively got annoyed with someone for not doing something they actually had done. My morning got backlogged. I couldn't find the thing I needed. It was raining, and I couldn't go for a walk even though I really could’ve used a walk. The skirt I thought I ordered for my daughter’s last day of school n…